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40-ish | adventurer | athletic | average looking | beautiful | contagious smile | educated | emotionally secure | feminist | free spirit | friendship first | fun | gentle | good listener | new-age | old fashioned | open minded | outgoing | passionate | poet | professional | redhead | reubenesque | romantic | social | weight proportionate with height | wants soulmate | widow/er | young at heart | good looking | very good looking | honest | huggable | likes to cuddle | mature | sensitive | thoughtful |
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| women | 49 | has slept with all of your friends! | no breasts | has a face that looks like a bassett hound | pathological liar | does a lot of ecstasy | banged her political science professor | medicated | ballbuster | junkie | trying to live down a reputation as a slut | annoying | comatose | borderline austistic | all body hair, all the time | lights out, missionary position only | desperate | loud and embarrassing | sloppy drunk | depressive schizophrenic | certified bitch | bad dye-job | grossly fat | looks better by candle light | has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray | as tall as she is wide | stalker | drove first husband to kill himself | old in person | vain | thick as two short planks | boring | overweight, and overbearing | will cry during and after sex | mentally 20 years older than she really is | will make you watch every chick-flick over and over again | will call and text at least twice a day to tell you what she had for breakfast |
| men | 52 and looking for a 25 year old | will drag you out for numerous walks through poo infested fields | watches a lot of NASCAR | unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back | not really applicable for men....at least i hope | same meaning | will patronize you all the time | was not at one point and will talk about it all the time! | gay | banging your sister | as long as friendship involves nookie | good with a remote and a six pack | writes a diary | good a pretending to listen while he is thinking about you naked | has a huge beard, that houses an endangered species of bird | will make you quit your job | wants to sleep with your roommate but she is not interested | same meaning | same meaning | wrote his ex-girlfriends number on a bathroom stall | will never let go of his mobile phone | gay | this will never be used as they dont know what it means | will remember to buy flowers about once every year - the week after your anniversary | will flirt with all your female friends | tall as he is wide, has made a permanant dent in the couch | same meaning | has kids that will hate you | same meaning | arrogant | dumb as a board | pathological liar | overweight, more body hair than a bear | insecure mama's boy | older than your father | cries at chick flicks | says "excuse me" when he farts |
lol, i'm glad you found it funny :D
@deltaarbiter - whatever you say ;)
I LOLED
lol. I love it.
Let's see.
I'm athletic and I hate NASCAR.
Romantic and social sounds right.
Like to cuddle ^^. Hey! I'm not a mamma's boy.