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women | men |
|---|---|---|
| 40-ish | 49 | 52 and looking for a 25 year old |
| adventurer | has slept with all of your friends! | will drag you out for numerous walks through poo infested fields |
| athletic | no breasts | watches a lot of NASCAR |
| average looking | has a face that looks like a bassett hound | unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back |
| beautiful | pathological liar | not really applicable for men....at least i hope |
| contagious smile | does a lot of ecstasy | same meaning |
| educated | banged her political science professor | will patronize you all the time |
| emotionally secure | medicated | was not at one point and will talk about it all the time! |
| feminist | ballbuster | gay |
| free spirit | junkie | banging your sister |
| friendship first | trying to live down a reputation as a slut | as long as friendship involves nookie |
| fun | annoying | good with a remote and a six pack |
| gentle | comatose | writes a diary |
| good listener | borderline austistic | good a pretending to listen while he is thinking about you naked |
| new-age | all body hair, all the time | has a huge beard, that houses an endangered species of bird |
| old fashioned | lights out, missionary position only | will make you quit your job |
| open minded | desperate | wants to sleep with your roommate but she is not interested |
| outgoing | loud and embarrassing | same meaning |
| passionate | sloppy drunk | same meaning |
| poet | depressive schizophrenic | wrote his ex-girlfriends number on a bathroom stall |
| professional | certified bitch | will never let go of his mobile phone |
| redhead | bad dye-job | gay |
| reubenesque | grossly fat | this will never be used as they dont know what it means |
| romantic | looks better by candle light | will remember to buy flowers about once every year - the week after your anniversary |
| social | has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray | will flirt with all your female friends |
| weight proportionate with height | as tall as she is wide | tall as he is wide, has made a permanant dent in the couch |
| wants soulmate | stalker | same meaning |
| widow/er | drove first husband to kill himself | has kids that will hate you |
| young at heart | old in person | same meaning |
| good looking | vain | arrogant |
| very good looking | thick as two short planks | dumb as a board |
| honest | boring | pathological liar |
| huggable | overweight, and overbearing | overweight, more body hair than a bear |
| likes to cuddle | will cry during and after sex | insecure mama's boy |
| mature | mentally 20 years older than she really is | older than your father |
| sensitive | will make you watch every chick-flick over and over again | cries at chick flicks |
| thoughtful | will call and text at least twice a day to tell you what she had for breakfast | says "excuse me" when he farts |
lol, i'm glad you found it funny :D
@deltaarbiter - whatever you say ;)
I LOLED
lol. I love it.
Let's see.
I'm athletic and I hate NASCAR.
Romantic and social sounds right.
Like to cuddle ^^. Hey! I'm not a mamma's boy.